A Prediction

"I see you being pregnant again by this time next year.."

Dude. I’m 90% sure the pullout method doesn’t work, but I’m pretty sure that’ll be the only birth control method. You just may be right.. Let’s hope not. Not because my soulmate is a jerk who doesn’t deserve a carful of children, but because raising kids is costly. Plus, having two small ones at a time is stressful as fuck when you have no option except to work.

One kid at a time tho. 11 weeks til the baby’s first appearance. I can already be sure it’ll be easier at this age than it would’ve been 5-10 years ago.